El Gorgo is the world’s greatest Luchador. He is a gorilla. He also is the world’s greatest surf-guitarist. And he writes historical fiction. And he’s a scientist. And he fights crime. And he goes on adventures. Sometimes he sleeps for a few seconds.

Like El Gorgo, Eddie is a freelance agent for LUCHA LIBERTY. He’s a blue-colar luchador and total gearhead. His name is inspired by the legendary guitarist Eddie Angel of Los Straitjackets.

Axe Cop was born Axey Smartist in 2004 to his parents Bobber and Gobber Smartist. After his parents ate candy canes that were poisoned by Telescope Gun Cop he swore on their grave he would become a cop. At some point he decided an axe was a better weapon than a gun, and it turns out he was right. Axe Cop now regularly has try outs for various warriors and super heroes to join him as he fights evil.

As one of the highly trained agents of the Advanced Counter-Terrorist Intelligence Operations Network, Penny Devlin might just be the world's best line of defense against renegade techno-villains bent on world domination. Or at least, she would be, if she could just stop blowing things up. Plagued by the worst luck in the spy game and struggling in the shadow of a brother whose career is marked by a string of effortless successes, she's had a pretty rough time… but it's never been as bad as this!

Solomon Stone is the world's greatest half-vampire private detective.

Axe Cop raised his ninja meter and got ninja powers from DrMcNinja. This cheifly resulted in Axe Cop wearing a ninja mask.

"Bangers an' mash, Solomon! It just don't make sense!" squeaked Minxy Flatbush, her bosom heaving as she leaned over to study the papers with her womanly eyes.